Pull a model

Ever wondered how you could pull a model?

Follow our 15-point guide and your dream date could become a reality.

1. Know where to hunt. If you usually go to "blokey" bars, your chances of meeting a glamorous blonde are smaller than if you hang out at places like model agencies, posh restaurants, trendy clubs and photo studios. Read the gossip columns and find out where they go.

2. Get the right job. Face it: photographers, producers, casting directors or cousins of any of the above have a higher chance of success. You can use something mysterious, such as "entertainment professional" or "Vogue casting director" as your job description.

3. Don't belittle modelling. Contrary to the popular belief, modelling is a hard work. Also, don't forget that they have to wake up at 4am to be on time for that sunrise photoshoot on the Bahamas.

4. Don't be obvious. Pretend that you are not interested in sleeping with her, and she'll rip your clothes off very quickly. Since 99.9 per cent of men are dying to sleep with her, it makes you more interesting.

5. Pay your way. Put your hand in your pocket - if you don't, someone else will.

6. Some models prefer sensitive types. If you're broke you can still sleep with a supermodel if you can write some poetry!

7. Be attentive and always buy her gifts. The more they cost, the better - she is used to it. Or write more poetry.

8. Don't ask her to introduce you to her "model girlfriends." She'll hate it.

9. Tell her that her personality and her brains are what really sets her apart from other women. Her beauty is just an added bonus, not the main thing that attracts you to her.

10. When you look at her pictures, quickly flip over her sexy ones and stop at the ones where she looks natural. Tell her you like her natural look the best. Most models are insecure, because their job depends on whether or not they got a pimple on the left side of the forehead. She'd appreciate the fact that you find her sexy in jeans.

11. Don't show her off to your mates. Chances are, many men have done that to her in the past, and this is why they are now history. Nobody likes to be treated as an object.

12. Read Hello magazine before your date. Models are usually very well educated in the field of entertainment and celebrity-gossip. You need some common ground.

13. She is on a diet. Accept it and don't encourage her to eat, because her agent is telling her not to eat. Models have to be thin.

14. Tell her that you would like her even if she was ugly and 50 lbs heavier. It would give her the security of knowing that you are not in there just for her beauty. Don't forget: with that evil modelling agent by her side, she is very unlikely to balloon, so speak freely.

15. Don't keep staring at her breasts.