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7. The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho
Any book that urges you to "follow your dreams" on the front cover is fully aware that you'll be spending most of your time asleep despite the simplistic style of writing. Nevertheless, if you still have trouble nodding off or want to blag your way through a high brow arts conversation there's an audio book version narrated by Jeremy Irons...
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