"Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Adam Sandler on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Adam Sandler on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Adam Sandler on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Adam Sandler on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Adam Sandler on Elbert Hubbard
"I never had a speech from my father 'this is what you must do or shouldn't do' but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn't perfect."
"Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle."
"I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a family, and he was always the coolest dad. He did everything for his kids, and he never made us feel like he was pressured. I know that it must be a great feeling to be a guy like that."
"The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don't know if I'll ever be as good a dad as my dad."
"I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means."
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