"I don't want to be the one to break it to you, but the future ain't that funny."
"The empires of the future are the empires of the mind."Albert Brooks on Winston Churchill
"Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future."Albert Brooks on Oscar Wilde
"Again, you can't connect the dots looking forward you can only connect them looking backwards. So you have to trust that the dots will somehow connect in your future. You have to trust in something - your gut, destiny, life, karma, whatever. This approach has never let me down, and it has made all the difference in my life."Albert Brooks on Steve Jobs
"I never think of the future - it comes soon enough."Albert Brooks on Albert Einstein
"It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves."Albert Brooks on William Shakespeare
"I think anger and laughter are very close to each other, when you think about it."
"All improv turns into anger. All comedy improv basically turns into anger, because that's all people know how to do when they're improvising. If you notice shows that are improvising are generally people yelling at each other."
"I'd still like to see 'Survivor' minus the planned show-biz parts. That would be the purest form of show business - I want to see someone so hungry that they eat somebody else's foot."
"Movies are an expensive business."
"Even though my father was a radio comedian, it wasn't cool to say, at a young age, 'I want to be a comedian.'"
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