"As a comic, you try something and if it works you go with it and grind it to death."
"A man who won't die for something is not fit to live."Alexei Sayle on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent."Alexei Sayle on Buddha
"The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead."Alexei Sayle on Albert Einstein
"The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time."Alexei Sayle on Mark Twain
"Death is no more than passing from one room into another. But there's a difference for me, you know. Because in that other room I shall be able to see."Alexei Sayle on Helen Keller
"I've accentuated the look over the years. As a comic, you try something and if it works you go with it and grind it to death."
"I have a lot of nice Italian winter clothes that make me look like a sophisticated Lebanese professor, so my friend Robert and I go around pretending to be experts in Arabic politics. It doesn't work in the summer though. I don't have the right clothes."
"If you travel to the States... they have a lot of different words than like what we use. For instance: they say 'elevator', we say 'lift' they say 'drapes', we say 'curtains' they say 'president', we say 'seriously deranged git.'"
"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs."
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