"Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught."
"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed."Ambrose Bierce on Michael Jordan
"It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling."Ambrose Bierce on Mark Twain
"Golf is a good walk spoiled."Ambrose Bierce on Mark Twain
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."Ambrose Bierce on Hunter S. Thompson
"Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after."Ambrose Bierce on Henry David Thoreau
"Childhood: the period of human life intermediate between the idiocy of infancy and the folly of youth - two removes from the sin of manhood and three from the remorse of age."
"Experience is a revelation in the light of which we renounce our errors of youth for those of age."
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret."
"Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic."
"Photograph: a picture painted by the sun without instruction in art."
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