"Convent - a place of retirement for women who wish for leisure to meditate upon the sin of idleness."
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."Ambrose Bierce on Eleanor Roosevelt
"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."Ambrose Bierce on Marilyn Monroe
"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."Ambrose Bierce on Friedrich Nietzsche
"The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."Ambrose Bierce on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."Ambrose Bierce on John Lennon
"Childhood: the period of human life intermediate between the idiocy of infancy and the folly of youth - two removes from the sin of manhood and three from the remorse of age."
"Experience is a revelation in the light of which we renounce our errors of youth for those of age."
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret."
"Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic."
"Photograph: a picture painted by the sun without instruction in art."
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