"I love a smart, well-written show, and '30 Rock,' well, you can't get any better than that. Tina Fey poos funny. There's nothing that she does that isn't funny. That show is an example of how brilliant she is. It's so smart. They've done some brilliant commentary about the 'Housewives' with 'Queen of Jordan,' their show-within-the-show."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Andy Cohen on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Andy Cohen on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Andy Cohen on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Andy Cohen on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Andy Cohen on Elbert Hubbard
"I run from Horatio Street down just past Battery Park City and back. It's amazing to run and see the Statue of Liberty and the ferries coming in. People think if you're not near Central Park, there's nowhere to go, but there's a whole ecosystem happening down here."
"I fell in love with Erica Kane the summer before my freshman year of high school. Like all red-blooded teen American boys, I'd come home from water polo practice and eat a box of Entenmann's Pop'Ems donut holes in front of the TV while obsessively fawning over 'All My Children' and Erica, her clothes, and her narcissistic attitude."
"Anybody who really knows about the TV business knows that it would be impossible to just march in one day and say to your colleagues and bosses, 'Oh yes, I'm hosting my own show.'"
"The Internet is for haters. Everyone wants to knock somebody down, but it's cool."
"I love 'Top Chef.' I think it rewrote the book on how food shows are presented on TV."
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