"Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got."
"Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out."Art Buchwald on John Wooden
"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny."Art Buchwald on Thomas Jefferson
"In any moment of decision, the best thing you can do is the right thing, the next best thing is the wrong thing, and the worst thing you can do is nothing."Art Buchwald on Theodore Roosevelt
"To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight and never stop fighting."Art Buchwald on e. e. cummings
"In the practice of tolerance, one's enemy is the best teacher."Art Buchwald on Dalai Lama
"This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security."
"You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it."
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