"The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."Arthur Schopenhauer on Groucho Marx
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."Arthur Schopenhauer on Groucho Marx
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."Arthur Schopenhauer on Erma Bombeck
"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."Arthur Schopenhauer on Plato
"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."Arthur Schopenhauer on Erma Bombeck
"There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in the human head if you only begin to inculcate it before the age of five, by constantly repeating it with an air of great solemnity."
"A man can be himself only so long as he is alone."
"To live alone is the fate of all great souls."
"Change alone is eternal, perpetual, immortal."
"Hatred is an affair of the heart contempt that of the head."
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