"The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don't know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, 'I've got one question: What color is the red phone?'"
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."Bill Maher on Albert Einstein
"It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer."Bill Maher on Albert Einstein
"Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking."Bill Maher on Albert Einstein
"Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them."Bill Maher on Albert Einstein
"We should take care not to make the intellect our god it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality."Bill Maher on Albert Einstein
"Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.'"
"This has been a learning experience for me. I also thought that privacy was something we were granted in the Constitution. I have learned from this when in fact the word privacy does not appear in the Constitution."
"Freedom isn't free. It shouldn't be a bragging point that 'Oh, I don't get involved in politics,' as if that makes someone cleaner. No, that makes you derelict of duty in a republic. Liars and panderers in government would have a much harder time of it if so many people didn't insist on their right to remain ignorant and blindly agreeable."
"Men are only as loyal as their options."
"Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease."
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