"Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?"
"Any woman who understands the problems of running a home will be nearer to understanding the problems of running a country."Bill Maher on Margaret Thatcher
"A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body."Bill Maher on Benjamin Franklin
"Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts."Bill Maher on Oliver Wendell Holmes
"Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home."Bill Maher on Bill Cosby
"Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in."Bill Maher on Robert Frost
"Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.'"
"This has been a learning experience for me. I also thought that privacy was something we were granted in the Constitution. I have learned from this when in fact the word privacy does not appear in the Constitution."
"Freedom isn't free. It shouldn't be a bragging point that 'Oh, I don't get involved in politics,' as if that makes someone cleaner. No, that makes you derelict of duty in a republic. Liars and panderers in government would have a much harder time of it if so many people didn't insist on their right to remain ignorant and blindly agreeable."
"Men are only as loyal as their options."
"Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease."
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