"Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them."
"It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men."Bill Maher on Frederick Douglass
"I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naive or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman."Bill Maher on Anais Nin
"Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance."Bill Maher on Oscar Wilde
"Without feelings of respect, what is there to distinguish men from beasts?"Bill Maher on Confucius
"Man becomes great exactly in the degree in which he works for the welfare of his fellow-men."Bill Maher on Mahatma Gandhi
"Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.'"
"This has been a learning experience for me. I also thought that privacy was something we were granted in the Constitution. I have learned from this when in fact the word privacy does not appear in the Constitution."
"Freedom isn't free. It shouldn't be a bragging point that 'Oh, I don't get involved in politics,' as if that makes someone cleaner. No, that makes you derelict of duty in a republic. Liars and panderers in government would have a much harder time of it if so many people didn't insist on their right to remain ignorant and blindly agreeable."
"Men are only as loyal as their options."
"Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease."
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