"A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?"
"A joke is a very serious thing."Bob Hope on Winston Churchill
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."Bob Hope on Mark Twain
"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."Bob Hope on William James
"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."Bob Hope on Mahatma Gandhi
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."Bob Hope on Henry Ward Beecher
"I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap."
"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."
"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money."
"A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live."
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