"That's why I wanted to be part of this AIDS Project Los Angeles party. We help raise funds for those who are having a tough time with some very basic necessities, like shelter, food, and medical care."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."Brande Roderick on Groucho Marx
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."Brande Roderick on Groucho Marx
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."Brande Roderick on Erma Bombeck
"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."Brande Roderick on Plato
"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."Brande Roderick on Erma Bombeck
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