"I admit to wasting my life messing around with fast cars and motorcycles."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Brock Yates on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Brock Yates on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Brock Yates on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Brock Yates on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Brock Yates on Steven Wright
"The automobile, both a cause and an effect of this decentralization, is ideally suited for our vast landscape and our generally confused and contrary commuting patterns."
"More books, more racing and more foolishness with cars and motorcycles are in the works."
"Don't get me wrong, I think bikes are terrific. I own several of my own, including a trendy mountain style, and ride them for pleasure and light exercise."
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