"We need to bridge the gap between the medical libraries and the hospital rooms take the information out there already, add to it, focus it, harness it - and bring it to the patient who was just diagnosed today."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."Bruce Vento on Groucho Marx
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."Bruce Vento on Groucho Marx
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."Bruce Vento on Erma Bombeck
"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."Bruce Vento on Plato
"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."Bruce Vento on Erma Bombeck
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