"Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Bud Abbott on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Bud Abbott on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Bud Abbott on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Bud Abbott on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Bud Abbott on Steven Wright
x Share us on Facebook