"My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't nosh between meals. I mean, I can pack it away."
"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond."Carol Burnett on Mae West
"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."Carol Burnett on Jim Davis
"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people."Carol Burnett on Orson Welles
"No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated with any other means."Carol Burnett on Maimonides
"Adopting a new healthier lifestyle can involve changing diet to include more fresh fruit and vegetables as well as increasing levels of exercise."Carol Burnett on Linford Christie
"I'm glad I was born when I was. My time was the golden age of variety. If I were starting out again now, maybe things would happen for me, but it certainly would not be on a variety show with 28 musicians, 12 dancers, two major guest stars, 50 costumes a week by Bob Mackie. The networks just wouldn't spend the money today."
"Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me."
"Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own."
"You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That's an education in itself."
"But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't even ask to be famous. All I asked was to be able to earn a living making people laugh."
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