"I'm 86 and my doctor used to tell me to slow down - at least he did until he dropped dead."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."Cesar Romero on Groucho Marx
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."Cesar Romero on Groucho Marx
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."Cesar Romero on Erma Bombeck
"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."Cesar Romero on Plato
"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."Cesar Romero on Erma Bombeck
"Because of my age and because there's more work on the small screen. What it's missing in quality it makes up for in quantity. From an actor's selfish point of view."
"But by the time I was 40, everything was winding down. It started after the war. On the plus side, there was more more products and technology. But for me the nightlife was winding down, the glamour, the fun."
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