"I wish I was dating one of the ladies in 'Bollywood Hero.' They're gorgeous. Any of them."
"Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain."Chris Kattan on Mae West
"Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things."Chris Kattan on Keanu Reeves
"I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that."Chris Kattan on Mitch Hedberg
"You can't stop loving or wanting to love because when its right it's the best thing in the world. When you're in a relationship and its good, even if nothing else in your life is right, you feel like your whole world is complete."Chris Kattan on Keith Sweat
"Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others."Chris Kattan on Wayne Dyer
"I can't stop being in parades. I just love dancing on floats that move really slowly on the city streets in the early morning."
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