"I don't actually own a car."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Chris Martin on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Chris Martin on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Chris Martin on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Chris Martin on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Chris Martin on Steven Wright
"Coldplay fans are the best in the world. If you like Coldplay then you're obviously very intelligent and good looking and all-around brilliant."
"Celebrity culture has gone crazy, and I think the reason is that real news is just not bearable, and it also seems impossible to change anything."
"I don't mind not being cool."
"I've never been cool and I don't really care about being cool. It's just an awful lot of time and hair gel wasted."
"We aren't cool and never will be."
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