"It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget."
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."Chuck Palahniuk on Eleanor Roosevelt
"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."Chuck Palahniuk on Marilyn Monroe
"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."Chuck Palahniuk on Friedrich Nietzsche
"The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."Chuck Palahniuk on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."Chuck Palahniuk on John Lennon
"Do you remember when you were 10 or 11 years old and you really thought your folks were the best? They were completely omniscient and you took their word for everything. And then you got older and you went through this hideous age when suddenly they were the devil, they were bullies, and they didn't know anything."
"People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they were scared of being alone."
"Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually how you end up crying?"
"The most boring scenes are the scenes where a character is alone."
"If anything I try to write something that would be more difficult to film. I tend to see film as competition and would like instead to do what books do best."
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