"Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises."
"Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes."Colin Mochrie on Andy Warhol
"I have no use for people who throw their weight around as celebrities, or for those who fawn over you just because you are famous."Colin Mochrie on Walt Disney
"What a heavy burden is a name that has become too famous."Colin Mochrie on Voltaire
"We all want to be famous people, and the moment we want to be something we are no longer free."Colin Mochrie on Jiddu Krishnamurti
"Famous, adj.: Conspicuously miserable."Colin Mochrie on Ambrose Bierce
"We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes."
"When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I don't have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage."
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