"A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.'"
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."Conan O'Brien on Eleanor Roosevelt
"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."Conan O'Brien on Marilyn Monroe
"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."Conan O'Brien on Friedrich Nietzsche
"The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."Conan O'Brien on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."Conan O'Brien on John Lennon
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