"Earlier today, Arnold Schwarzenegger criticized the California school system, calling it disastrous. Arnold says California's schools are so bad that its graduates are willing to vote for me."
"It might be said now that I have the best of both worlds. A Harvard education and a Yale degree."Conan O'Brien on John F. Kennedy
"God will not look you over for medals degrees or diplomas, but for scars."Conan O'Brien on Elbert Hubbard
"A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success."Conan O'Brien on Robert Orben
"Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated."Conan O'Brien on Erma Bombeck
"Knowledge is invariably a matter of degree: you cannot put your finger upon even the simplest datum and say this we know."Conan O'Brien on T. S. Eliot
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