"Yeah, it's risky, but no more risky than driving a car."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Cory Lidle on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Cory Lidle on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Cory Lidle on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Cory Lidle on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Cory Lidle on Steven Wright
"If I don't make the team out of spring training, I'll keep a good attitude. I'll just go polish up the parts of my game that made me not stay in the big leagues."
"Ninety-nine percent of pilots that go up never have engine failure, and the 1 percent that do usually land it. But if you're up in the air and something goes wrong, you pull that parachute, and the whole plane goes down slowly."
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