"I am reasonably happy. I didn't find Jesus or anything like that. Part of it is that I just feel that I could go home. I did not feel like that for a long time, but I could go back now."
"Any woman who understands the problems of running a home will be nearer to understanding the problems of running a country."Craig Ferguson on Margaret Thatcher
"A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body."Craig Ferguson on Benjamin Franklin
"Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts."Craig Ferguson on Oliver Wendell Holmes
"Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home."Craig Ferguson on Bill Cosby
"Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in."Craig Ferguson on Robert Frost
"I think that clearly it has an influence, to be coming of age during the punk rock era, to come from a difficult and sporadically violent background, to have been in and out of such chaos, I think it actually helps. But I don't know for sure."
"It's the beauty and curse of doing a daily show. Some days you've got nothing to talk about and other days Dick Cheney shoots his lawyer in the face and everyone is happy."
"It's like, it's kind of like if you ever had a car and it was a bit of a clunker but you love it, that's my show. It's a bit of a clunker but I know where everything is and I like it."
"It's not that we fly by the seat of our pants. We're not afraid of failure."
"Why do people do things that they fear? It may be that the fear contains information. Something can be interesting if you get to the other side of that fear."
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