"I get recognized, but I'm not really a famous famous."
"Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes."Dave Attell on Andy Warhol
"I have no use for people who throw their weight around as celebrities, or for those who fawn over you just because you are famous."Dave Attell on Walt Disney
"What a heavy burden is a name that has become too famous."Dave Attell on Voltaire
"We all want to be famous people, and the moment we want to be something we are no longer free."Dave Attell on Jiddu Krishnamurti
"Famous, adj.: Conspicuously miserable."Dave Attell on Ambrose Bierce
"For a long time the people at my shows were sort of the Pantera-tattoo trucker guys, really cool dudes, but I don't know what happened to them. That's the crowd that I like, the ones that don't get so offended just to be offended."
"I don't watch reality TV. I'm cool."
"I never wanted to be famous."
"I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me."
"I have an imagination because my life is so boring that my imagination lets me get off the reality of what's going on."
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