"Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it."
"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on."Dave Barry on Robert Frost
"Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment."Dave Barry on Buddha
"Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the things they do, cause hate in your heart will consume you too."Dave Barry on Will Smith
"Life is a song - sing it. Life is a game - play it. Life is a challenge - meet it. Life is a dream - realize it. Life is a sacrifice - offer it. Life is love - enjoy it."Dave Barry on Sai Baba
"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing."Dave Barry on George Bernard Shaw
"The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers."
"The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number."
"It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money."
"Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business."
"Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes."
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