"The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins."
"Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none."Dave Barry on William Shakespeare
"For every good reason there is to lie, there is a better reason to tell the truth."Dave Barry on Bo Bennett
"The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool."Dave Barry on Stephen King
"Learning to trust is one of life's most difficult tasks."Dave Barry on Isaac Watts
"Trust yourself. Create the kind of self that you will be happy to live with all your life. Make the most of yourself by fanning the tiny, inner sparks of possibility into flames of achievement."Dave Barry on Golda Meir
"The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers."
"The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number."
"It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money."
"Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business."
"Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes."
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