"Unfortunately we don't have all the bits and pieces on the car that we had hoped to have by this stage so we've got to make as good a job as we can with what we have and we feel we are doing well with that at the moment."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."David Leslie on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."David Leslie on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."David Leslie on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."David Leslie on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."David Leslie on Steven Wright
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