"A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Don Marquis on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Don Marquis on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Don Marquis on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Don Marquis on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Don Marquis on Elbert Hubbard
"Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough."
"Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever."
"Of middle age the best that can be said is that a middle-aged person has likely learned how to have a little fun in spite of his troubles."
"Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday."
"Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues: always insist on it in your subordinates."
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