"There's nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Doug Coupland on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Doug Coupland on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Doug Coupland on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Doug Coupland on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Doug Coupland on Elbert Hubbard
"Everybody past a certain age, regardless of how they look on the outside, pretty much constantly dreams of being able to escape from their lives."
"The time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself."
"The capacity for not feeling lonely can carry a very real price, that of feeling nothing at all."
"Sometimes the best lighting of all is a power failure."
"Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time."
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