"Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog."
"Any woman who understands the problems of running a home will be nearer to understanding the problems of running a country."Doug Larson on Margaret Thatcher
"A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body."Doug Larson on Benjamin Franklin
"Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts."Doug Larson on Oliver Wendell Holmes
"Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home."Doug Larson on Bill Cosby
"Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in."Doug Larson on Robert Frost
"The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball."
"More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse."
"The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it."
"If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend."
"Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks."
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