"More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse."
"We are not the same persons this year as last nor are those we love. It is a happy chance if we, changing, continue to love a changed person."Doug Larson on W. Somerset Maugham
"There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage."Doug Larson on Martin Luther
"Marriage is the most natural state of man, and... the state in which you will find solid happiness."Doug Larson on Benjamin Franklin
"Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open."Doug Larson on George Bernard Shaw
"Experts on romance say for a happy marriage there has to be more than a passionate love. For a lasting union, they insist, there must be a genuine liking for each other. Which, in my book, is a good definition for friendship."Doug Larson on Marilyn Monroe
"The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball."
"The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it."
"If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend."
"Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks."
"Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog."
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