"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Douglas Adams on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Douglas Adams on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Douglas Adams on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Douglas Adams on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Douglas Adams on Elbert Hubbard
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."
"He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot."
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
"If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands."
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
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