"I love Sweden. The entire world should be like Sweden. They all like to drink and get naked, and the women are hot. I can't think of a better nation on the planet."
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."Drew Curtis on Eleanor Roosevelt
"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."Drew Curtis on Marilyn Monroe
"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."Drew Curtis on Friedrich Nietzsche
"The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."Drew Curtis on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."Drew Curtis on John Lennon
"ESPN has this problem with sports, it's impossible to fill 24 hours with sports programming so they have to resort to things like poker and arm wrestling tournaments."
"The 'wisdom of the crowds' is the most ridiculous statement I've heard in my life. Crowds are dumb."
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