"I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate."
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."Dylan Moran on Eleanor Roosevelt
"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."Dylan Moran on Marilyn Monroe
"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."Dylan Moran on Friedrich Nietzsche
"The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."Dylan Moran on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."Dylan Moran on John Lennon
"I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s."
"I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me."
"The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job."
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