"Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."E. B. White on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."E. B. White on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."E. B. White on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."E. B. White on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."E. B. White on Steven Wright
"Old age is a special problem for me because I've never been able to shed the mental image I have of myself - a lad of about 19."
"The terror of the atom age is not the violence of the new power but the speed of man's adjustment to it, the speed of his acceptance."
"The only sense that is common in the long run, is the sense of change and we all instinctively avoid it."
"The time not to become a father is eighteen years before a war."
"English usage is sometimes more than mere taste, judgment and education - sometimes it's sheer luck, like getting across the street."
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