"I wanted to go to medical school. But, I never got a college scholarship."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."Edwin Moses on Groucho Marx
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."Edwin Moses on Groucho Marx
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."Edwin Moses on Erma Bombeck
"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."Edwin Moses on Plato
"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."Edwin Moses on Erma Bombeck
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