"I did 10 years of comedies and 10 years of Westerns. I really like to stay away from car chases. I prefer the more intimate film. You have a much more direct association with the emotions."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Elmer Bernstein on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Elmer Bernstein on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Elmer Bernstein on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Elmer Bernstein on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Elmer Bernstein on Steven Wright
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