"It's funny how making odd noises can get you into strange situations sometimes."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Eric San on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Eric San on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Eric San on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Eric San on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Eric San on Elbert Hubbard
"Dear motorist on the information superhighway. I'm sorry I do not have a car."
"If you met my dad, I think a lot of things would be put to rest. Because my pops is a pretty silly guy. But, Coldcut, they're based in the U.K. I'm a big fan of jazz music, so American music has had a big influence on what I listen to."
"If you can understand the humor in the drawing part you'll probably get the humor in the audio part."
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