"America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week."
"Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world."Evan Esar on Nelson Mandela
"The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education."Evan Esar on Albert Einstein
"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."Evan Esar on Aristotle
"My mother said I must always be intolerant of ignorance but understanding of illiteracy. That some people, unable to go to school, were more educated and more intelligent than college professors."Evan Esar on Maya Angelou
"Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught."Evan Esar on Oscar Wilde
"Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures."
"Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either."
"The girl with a future avoids a man with a past."
"Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it."
"Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment."
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