"Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment."
"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning."Evan Esar on Albert Einstein
"We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope."Evan Esar on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free."Evan Esar on Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return."Evan Esar on Maya Angelou
"I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe."Evan Esar on Dalai Lama
"Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures."
"Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either."
"America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week."
"The girl with a future avoids a man with a past."
"Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it."
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