"You know, I've always thought that it would be really funny if somebody made a romantic comedy where absolutely everything went well from beginning to end."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Fiona Apple on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Fiona Apple on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Fiona Apple on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Fiona Apple on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Fiona Apple on Elbert Hubbard
"The age thing really bugs me. Do people have more of a right to not like what I say because I'm 19?"
"When you're surrounded by all these people, it can be even lonelier than when you're by yourself. You can be in a huge crowd, but if you don't feel like you can trust anybody or talk to anybody, you feel like you're really alone."
"I got a lot of problems, but I'm really good at intuiting what I need to do to be happy with whatever I create. I know when to stop myself, I know when to start, I know when to leave something alone. I guess I just kind of indulge that completely, and so I just take my time."
"Because for whatever reason, even though I want to stay home all the time and be left alone, I want to tell the world who I am now."
"For me, the best times are always going to be the most intense, the ones with the highest highs and the lowest lows."
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