"Food is an important part of a balanced diet."
"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond."Fran Lebowitz on Mae West
"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."Fran Lebowitz on Jim Davis
"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people."Fran Lebowitz on Orson Welles
"No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated with any other means."Fran Lebowitz on Maimonides
"Adopting a new healthier lifestyle can involve changing diet to include more fresh fruit and vegetables as well as increasing levels of exercise."Fran Lebowitz on Linford Christie
"Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass."
"Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure."
"There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior."
"I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult."
"Andy Warhol made fame more famous."
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