"Anybody who finds it easy to make money on the horses is probably in the dog food business."
"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead."Franklin P. Jones on Oscar Wilde
"You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."Franklin P. Jones on Ronald Reagan
"It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't available."Franklin P. Jones on Ronald Reagan
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."Franklin P. Jones on Yogi Berra
"Beware the hobby that eats."Franklin P. Jones on Benjamin Franklin
"Originality is the art of concealing your source."
"Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."
"Experience is that marvelous thing that enable you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."
"It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon which raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to."
"Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice."
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