"Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job."
"No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens."Franklin P. Jones on Abraham Lincoln
"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."Franklin P. Jones on Winston Churchill
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."Franklin P. Jones on Robert A. Heinlein
"Time spent with cats is never wasted."Franklin P. Jones on Sigmund Freud
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."Franklin P. Jones on Josh Billings
"Originality is the art of concealing your source."
"Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."
"Experience is that marvelous thing that enable you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."
"It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon which raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to."
"Anybody who finds it easy to make money on the horses is probably in the dog food business."
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