"I have four strikes against me. I'm black, I'm short, I'm intelligent, and I have a medical condition."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."Gary Coleman on Groucho Marx
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."Gary Coleman on Groucho Marx
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."Gary Coleman on Erma Bombeck
"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."Gary Coleman on Plato
"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."Gary Coleman on Erma Bombeck
"You can involve yourself in electronics, computers, puzzles... there's a lot of creativity and brain working. There's a lot to model trains that people don't realize."
"I never got the opportunity to be romantic or feel romantic with anyone."
"I read Popular Mechanics, Popular Science, Reader's Digest... I read some responsible journalism, and from that, I form my own opinions. I also happen to be intelligent, and I question everything."
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